accoutrements?â
âCheck.â
âThe Travelerâs Friendâbrand travel accessories in their entirety?â
âCheck.â
âAll three Genteel Travelerâs Guides and three Savvy Sojournerâs Guidebooks ?â
âCheck.â
âWater purifier?â
âNice try, Dad. You know very well thatâs covered under the subcategory of Travelerâs Friendâbrand travel accessories.â
âOne hundred and fifty-three items. Looks like youâve thought of everything,â said Dad, handing me the itemized Packing List and pink highlighter.
â Numquam non paratus ânever unprepared.â
He gave me a wan smile. âIâll go put on my back brace so I can load up the cars.â Then he headed up the stairs.
With a grunt, I snapped the last of the locks on my ten pieces of black luggage, which filled the entire living roomâthe reason we had to take both Volvos. I carefully tucked the keys into the flesh-colored money belt hiding under my Travelerâs Friend Linen Blouse and zipped it shut. Denise, Laurel, and Amber all watched solemnly, sandwiched between my suitcases. This was a portentous occasion. The farthest Laurel and her mom had traveled was to the Grand Canyon. Amberâs family skied Vail in the winter and jet skied Newport Beach in the summer. Deniseâs family had been as far north as Banff and as far south as Cancún. And no Spore had ever left the state.
Until now.
Oomp pa pa! Oomp pa pa! I checked my PTPâPortable Travel Planner. A going-away gift from my parents. A matchbox-size Dayplanner Organizer/watch/mini-computer/cell phone/compass/atlas/encyclopedia all in one, conveniently located where my watch would be.
âMy PTP has just informed me that I have four hours before my plane takes off. So weâll be departing for the airport in exactly thirty minutes.â
âWhat song was that? Sounded like our schoolâs marching band,â said Amber, unwrapping some Red Vines.
âJohn Philip Sousa. Dad programmed it.â
Laurel daintily blew her nose, then tucked the Kleenex into her periwinkle skirt pocket. âVassar, you wonât forget my spoons, will you?â Sheâd given me $100 to buy a silver-plated sugar spoon from each city I visited. It was a habit sheâd picked up from her grandmaâwho happened to be one of the more traditional variety. âI want to add to my collection.â (âCollectionâ in her case meaning two: the Grand Canyon and Yosemite.)
âWell, itâs on my To Do List, and if itâs on my To Do Listââ
âItâs as good as done,â said Amber, Laurel, and Denise together.
Laurel handed me a bundle of little white envelopes. âOpen one a day for a quote that should in some way pertain to your trip.â
âTheyâre in Latin,â said Amber.
âTo keep you mentally supple,â said Denise.
I opened the first envelope, labeled âDay of Embarkation,â and read:
â Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo â¦â
Amber and Laurel laughed uproariously.
âI donât get itââ
âSubstitute âpizzaâ for âcrustum,â and youâll die laughing,â said Denise drily.
ââIâll have a pizza with everything on it.â Ah, yes, thatâll sure come in handy in the jungle.â
I read another one: âAre you in omnia paratus ?â I smiled. âYes, as a matter of fact, I am âready for anything.ââ I gestured at my mountain of luggage. âEverything I could possibly need is in here. Even a collapsible plastic shower.â
Dad walked by wearing his black back brace. âLadies, you have six minutes, forty seconds to say good-bye to Vassar.â He headed outside. I heard the beeps of the Volvo alarms.
Denise got down to business:
âSo, the plan is that youâll email us each chapter