big dick, and could use it well. That’s why she wanted to fuck you!”
This whore is trying to screw up my damn night. Yeah a whore is exactly what she is. She ended up getting Brody drunk and fucking him a couple weeks ago. He kept apologizing to me, it didn’t bother me. I just thought it was funny because now he fucked the seal, so the joke was on him now. Dumb fucker.
“Alyssa you’re a fu…fucking seal. No one cares about you and your ten foot hole you call your pussy, I can’t believe no one has got lost in there yet. So take that karma and go ba…back to the seal farm.”
Damn I must be drunk I can feel my words slurring. I see Brody walking over from the dance floor. He gave Alyssa a disgusted look and asked me if I was ready to go. Hell yeah, I was ready to get the fuck away from her.
“Thanks Brody, you are the mother fucking man. You just rescued me from the God-Seala…ha…get it Bro-dy. God-Seala.”
“Yes Evan, I get it. You need to go to bed, I will get you some Tylenol and water. Now go lay down.”
I think I had one shot too many, my fucking head was spinning like a disco ball. These damn lights in this fucking loft were bright as hell. They must be the super saver energy shit. I just needed to lay down. I finally found my bed, I took my clothes off and once my head hit my pillow I was out.
I roll over and look at my phone and it was seven a.m. Oh dear God, what the hell did I drink last night? My head felt like I had ten wood peckers in it pecking at my damn skull. I see I have a couple text from Alyssa, what the hell is she texting me for.
Alyssa: YOU ARE SUCH A DICKWAD... EVAN MARTIN!!
Alyssa: And what the fuck is a God seala? I don’t know what the hell you and Brody are up to, but you really hurt my feelings.
Holy hell, what the fuck is this crazy bitch talking about? I found water and Tylenol on my night stand, I took it, and got in the shower. What the hell did I do last night? As I was getting dressed I remembered being at the bar and ahh… Fuck. Alyssa was there. I remembered she was talking about some kind of karma shit. Maybe I owed her an apology, I better ask Brody what happened though.
I walk out of my room to get some coffee and Zan and Brody are playing a fucking video game this early.
“Did you sleep well?” Brody ask as he cocked his head laughing.
“Yeah what happened with Alyssa? She text me saying something about a god and seal?”
“Dude, you don’t fucking remember? You called her every name last night except her own and you kept calling her God-Seala.” Brody said as he laughed
I rubbed my hand through my hair and then over my face, I can’t fucking believe I said that shit to her. She was annoying, but I would never hurt her feelings intentionally. I was not a mean guy, I was normally very kind, until you pissed me off and she must have done just that. I knew how she liked to run her damn mouth.
Me: Hey Alyssa, I was really drunk last night, I just want to say sorry. I have no clue what I said.
Alyssa: Yeah, okay… I will forgive you this time. Can I see you tonight? Please…
Damn it, I guess I need to see her and really apologize.
My phone vibrated and I noticed it was a text from Ta. I missed her so much already. She had text me a lot the last week.
Tatum: Just wanted to let you know that I’m back with Thayer. He said he loves me and only me.
Me: Okay, take care of yourself.
I can’t believe she went back to him. I just don’t get it. I slid my phone in my pocket and tried to get Tatum Kelley out of my mind.
Two Years later
I have been attending NYU for two years now. It’s been four years since I last seen Bryn. I never seen Mal again, either. She text me from time to time. But I figure after two years I will never see her again. I have been working a lot. I need to fit an internship in my schedule, and it’s really hard when I work all day then take classes in the evening, or sometimes