slimy!
What would they do to me if they found out I was one of the slimy humans? Would they take me back to their planet with themâwhichever one that was?
Or would they do something even worse?
I had to get out of there! Faster than fast!
My palms were wet with sweat. I had trouble catching my breath. I stared at the aliens. How could I ever have thought they were humans?
I should have known. No one really looks like people on TV.
I couldnât stay here! I had to get my body back!
Then it hit me. Chad was an alien, too. There was an alien in my body!
âEat just one, Chad-One,â Mom crooned. âCome on. For Mommy. Youâve got to keep up your strength!â Mom picked one of the wiggling things out of her hand and held it out to me.
I almost spewed. Just looking at that thing made me sick.
But I had no choice. I had to eat it. I couldnât let them find out that I wasnât an alien! As I gagged, Mom stuffed it in my mouth. I swallowed before I could taste it much or feel it on my tongue.
I thought I could feel the skwigger move around inside my stomach. But not for very long.
The weird thing was that it stayed down, and I felt slightly better. Less hungry, anyway. And I didnât feel like throwing up anymore.
âGood boy,â Mom chirped. âNow itâs time for bed!â
I checked my watch. It was about a quarter to eight. Aside from everything else that was awful in this house, early curfew!
What if I made a break for it? I knew I could run fast in this body. Chad-Two could probably run just as fast, though, and Dad might be able to run faster.
âBed!â Dad announced. He grabbed my shoulder and pushed me toward the staircase. He was really strong!
Maybe I could sneak out after they all went to sleep.
I followed Chad-Two upstairs.
We trudged up the stairs to the weird pink second floor. I planned to watch Chad-Two very carefully. I didnât want to make any mistakes. It would be a disaster if he found out I wasnât the real Chad-One!
Chad-Two went to the first big touch pad on the floor and pulled on a pair of boots, then he stamped on the orange touch pad six times.
I waited for something to whoosh or glow. Nothing happened.
He walked over to the first green touch pad on the left wall and thumbed it. A long oval door opened, revealing another tiny room only a little bigger than a coffin. It was identical to the one I had seen before.
The next thing Chad-Two did surprised me. He grabbed the bars on either side of the little room and swung his feet up. They stuck to the ceiling!
He hung there upside-down like a bat, his arms crossed over his chest, and his hair hung straight down. He stared at me. âGo on,â he snapped. âGet in your own sleep chamber, will you?â
I crossed over to the big touch pad on the floor and pulled on the boots. They fit, but kind of grabbed my feet and ankles tight, and they felt prickly inside.
I stamped on the big orange touch pad six times, the way Chad-Two had, then went to the second green badge on the wall near his.
My thumbprint opened the closet I had guessed was Chadâs room. Now I knew why there were bars on the wall.
Trying to copy Chad-Twoâs movements, I grabbed the bars and swung up. It took me three tries to get my feet to touch the ceiling. I hoped that didnât make Chad-Two suspicious.
I nervously let go of the bars. I figured I would fall on my head any minute. But the boots felt as if they were welded to the ceiling.
I started to feel dizzy. I wondered if I would ever be able to sleep in a position like this.
But I didnât want to fall asleep. I needed to stay awake so I could try to escape.
âWhatâs the matter with you, anyway?â Chad-Two grumbled.
âI feel sick,â I said. That was no lie!
âYou act sick, but itâs not any illness Iâve seen before!â
âMaybe I caught something at school.â
âNot a chance. Not