standingacross the circle. âHeâs got scars because heâs been cut. I have none because I have not. Tell me who the better Swordsman is.â He said this loud enough that much of the crowd heard him.
âAh,â said Bedeckt, âbut he stands among a gathering of his believers . . . whereas no one here has heard of you.â
âSoon heâll lie dead and they will have heard of me.â Wichtig pouted at Bedeckt. âI do so appreciate these pep talks. They help focus my attention. First I win the crowd. Then I win the fight.â
âYou seem awfully sure of yourself.â
âI am.â
The sad thing was Bedeckt had seen enough of these fights to accept the fact that Wichtig had at least some reason for that confidence.
The scarred Swordsman strode to the center of the clearing and stood with hands on hips. He called out to Wichtig so all the crowd could hear. âYou canât beat me. In this city everyone knows I am the most dangerous man alive with a blade.â
Wichtig winked at an attractive young lady. His voice rang out deep and resonant and sure. âAh yes, but there are a hundred cities in a dozen city-states where everyone knows I am the Greatest Swordsman alive.â He flashed a dazzling smile at the audience. âSure, a couple of people in this lovely little townâwhatâs this place called, Bedeckt?â
âUnbrauchbar.â
âIn this shite-hole have heard of youâwhatâs his name, Bedeckt?â
âHow the hells should I know.â
âWhatever your name isââ
âVollk Urzschluss.â
ââtheyâve heard of you here. But I have traveled far and wide and killed a great many would-be Worldâs Greatest Swordsmen. And Iâve never heard of you. Sadly, I donât think youâre even in the top one hundred.â
Bedeckt watched Vollk dart glances at the crowd, trying to measure their reaction. Skill with a blade mattered little in the face of the belief of a tightly packed mob.
âThose cities are far away,â said Vollk. âTheir beliefs matter little here.â
âYes, yes. Iâve read the books.â
Bedeckt rolled his eyes. Wichtig loved to repeat things smarter, more educated people had said as if they were his own words.
Wichtig continued, pontificating to the crowd. âYou forget, however, to factor in the numbers involved and the depth of their faith. If I may quote the Geborene Damonen: âif enough people believe strongly enough, they can change the world entire.ââ Wichtig smirked cockily. âI know I am the Greatest Swordsman in the World. Hundreds of thousands of people know I am the Greatest Swordsman in the World. Soon all of this shite-hole will know I am the Greatest Swordsman in the World. You, my friend, will sadly not live to see that day. Such is the fate of stepping-stones.â
Bedeckt wondered where Wichtig had heard that line.
Vollk glared at Wichtig, looking bewildered. âIâm no stone. Though . . . though I am as tough as one. As strong. You are all talk.â
Wichtig bowed to the gathered crowd with a confident flourish. He was, Bedeckt saw, winning them over; they were almost his. Wichtig leered at Vollk. âYou think you are the best. I am the best. You thought with the crowdâs faith you could beat me. Now . . . even you know better.â He drew his sword and sketched a flourished bow. âShall we?â
Ten seconds later Vollk Urzschluss lay in the dust bubbling blood from a sucking chest wound. Wichtig stood with his back to the downed Swordsman, basking in the crowdâs applause.
Bedeckt watched Vollkâs fingers clutch at the dirt, eyes rolling in fear as he struggled to draw breath into lungs filling withblood. âWichtig, this is a slow and ugly death you leave him. Why not finish him?â
Wichtig patted Bedeckt on the back. âSeeing the man die slowly helps solidify
Jessica Keller, Jess Evander
Bathroom Readers’ Institute