Iâm sure the little rat hasnât been âere since Friday.â
âHe might have,â countered Daniel.
This had more than the desired effect on Martha, who lost colour and clasped her hands anxiously. Mr Lang had ordered her to keep an eye on Danielâs friends after the last bottle of wine had gone missing. If she had missed a visit from Barry the Bag, it would not go well with her.
âEr, dâyer think Mr Lang will take it out oâ me wages, like?â Martha asked.
âNo, and I shall put in a good word for you if he asks,â Daniel assured her.
âOh young sir, would yer really? I been âaving a bad time of it lately, anâ Iâd hate ter add another blot ter me copybook.â
âIâm not Emily, you donât have to worry,â said Daniel. âNow, um, can you do something else for me?â
âOh aye, anything.â
âPromise to say nothing about this to anyone but me.â
âOh aye, that I will.â
âAnd if anything else is stolen, let me know at once.â
âThat I will, young master, betcha life on it.â
Daniel dashed out of the house and ran to the local railway station to speak with Barry the Bag. Barry was about Danielâs age, and issued and collected tickets at the station when his father was too drunk to be on duty. As far as Daniel could tell, this was most of the time. Barry was extracting tobacco from discarded cigarettes for resale to his fatherâs friends when Daniel arrived.
âDan the Man, man oâ mine!â called the short, thin and very shifty-looking Barry as Daniel arrived.
Mrs Lang said that Barry always looked as if he were about to snatch something and run. In fact Barry never snatched anything. He just had a way of picking up things as if they were his, then walking away with them. Barry held out a tobacco-stained hand to Daniel. Barry was the only person that Daniel knew who had tobacco stains on his fingers but did not smoke.
âLook, Barry, I donât have much time,â began Daniel.
âThatâs the way it is, Dan Man. Them wot has it all donât have no time, them wotâs resourcefully deprived like me got all the time in the world.â
âLast night, do you remember selling a ticket to someone about my height and dressed like me?â
âYeah, now that you mention it. Cove with real neat hair, talked like a foreigner.â
âYes, yes. Barry, tell me all about him. Did he do anything odd?â
âDunno, nothinâ much to tell. The bloke stood about on the platform, then got on the train. Oh, anâ he checked some stuff from âis pockets. Little jars, lemons, thatâs all I could see. Wasnât really lookinâ if the truth be known.â
âThings are missing back at the house â¦â
Barry suddenly went on the defensive; that is, he cringed slightly then glanced to his right and left.
âI only polished off the scotch wot was left in yer old manâs glass!â he protested softly. âYou know, like the Bible says. Waste not, want not.â
âThe Bible doesnât say that.â
âDoesnât it? So, wotâs gone?â
âCondyâs crystals.â
âWotâs that?â
âPotassium permanganate. It turns water purple.â
âShit, eh? Wot else?â
âBleach.â
âYeah, Iâve heard oâ that. Wot is it?â
âIt turns white cloth white.â
âTurns white things white? Ainât that one oâ those astrologies ya told me about, like when ya say the same thing twice when ya only need to say it once?â
âI think you mean tautologies.â
âYeah.â
âWhat about missing jars?â
âJars of wot?â
âEmpty jars.â
Barry burst out laughing.
âDan the Man, ya been at yer old manâs scotch or wot? Me, take jars full of bleach and, er, that other stuff? Ya want my