Oh, Eddie darling! Do you remember that soirée at the Buffington-Codswallops in Henley Week? Pogo was so smashed I thought hed drown when we chucked him in the Thames!
Her imitation of upper-class flappers slang was unnervingly good.
Joe nodded seriously and replied in the same accent. What a perfectly ghastly stunt! Poor Pogo! Too many pink gins aboard?
Madeleine laughed and squeezed his arm. Youve got it! But you can imagine that we havent got much in common. Her natural milieu - as she would put it - is the polo field and mines the flying field. Hurlingham meets Kitty Hawk? Never!
Their road led onwards and upwards and they caught occasional glimpses of the little train as it chugged along in their wake.
What are those hills ahead? Joe asked.
Outrunners of the Aravallis, said Edgar, turning and pointing. And the reason for Udais wealth. Those unimpressive - and if were being honest wed say downright ugly - bleak hills are a gold mine. Well, better than that - theyre a precious gems mine. Theyre full of minerals from onyx up to the finest emeralds. Millions of pounds worth of gems have found their way into the Ranipur treasure house for generations. The citys up there. Its not at a great height but enough to lower the temperature a few degrees. Now prepare yourself for a surprise when we round the next bend!
What Joe saw in the distance was the fabulous palace of Ranipur. A cliff of fretted, carved and decorated pink stone seemed to extend for a hundred and fifty yards on either side of a grand central entrance and to rise upwards and backwards in a cascade of balconies and pavilions, of garden, dome and temple and, over all, pencil-slim cypress stood on guard on every hand. At its feet frothed and surged a small town, the houses painted white or pale blue. Joe was enchanted. Without an instruction given, the car drew to a halt and the chauffeur put on the brake.
A thousand rooms! declared Edgar. Udai says hes been in every one of them but I bet he hasnt.
Who lives here? Joe asked.
Well, the state rooms are kept for use only on special occasions. Udai has more sense than to live here himself. Youll see the New Palace in a minute. Hes got a large family. Aunts, uncles, sons and daughters, his wives if it comes to that. They all have their apartments. Each apartment has its servants and I could go further and say that each servant has his servant. The last time the Ranipur army went into action each fighting man was accompanied by two armed retainers. You need a big house if youre going to accommodate that size of entourage, and pension them and feed them. There must be upwards of three thousand people living within the palace walls, each as careful of his or her dignity as it is possible to be, quarrelling, tale-bearing, eating, stealing I shouldnt wonder, plotting and planning
Sounds awful, doesnt it, but really, on the whole, I think they have a pretty good time. But I dont think it would suit me.
I dont think it would suit me either, said Joe.
Damn sure it doesnt suit me! said Madeleine with feeling.
Edgar ignored her. Doesnt always suit Udai. Ill show you the state apartments tomorrow. In the meantime, the idea of a bath is beginning to appeal to me. He turned to Madeleine. Shall we continue?
Sure. But first, prepare yourself for another surprise! said Madeleine. Youre about to get a welcome, Texas style!
She pointed up to the sky above the flat foothills separating them from the town and palace where a small aeroplane appeared to be lazily circling. Catching sight of them, the pilot turned and made towards them at speed. He swooped low and everyone in the car ducked as the plane sheered the dusty air only feet above their heads. Joe squinted into the sun as it passed over to the west behind them. In the two-seater plane the front passenger seat was empty, the clearly silhouetted figure