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blurts out. ‘There was a spider in Mia’s bed, and she’s scared of them so I said I’d get rid of it for her.’
    ‘Uncle of the Year,’ I can’t help but say sarcastically.
    ‘So there was a spider on Mia’s bed and you killed it?’ my auntie repeats back to him, and it sounds even less believable the second time.
    ‘Well, no. It got away.’ My uncle shakes his fist at the pesky fictional spider.
    ‘Right. Well I want to go for a walk before dinner, so come on,’ my auntie says firmly. ‘And Steve….’
    ‘Yes dear?’ my uncle says attentively, quickly jumping to his feet.
    ‘Don’t forget your shoes,’ Auntie June says with a nod towards floor.
    My uncle nods sheepishly before grabbing his shoes and scuffling out of the room.
    ‘I’m watching you, Mia,’ my auntie warns me.
    I give her my friendliest smile as she leaves the room and closes the door behind her. Do I think my uncle actually fancies me? Of course not, but he does seem to get some sort of weird kick out of flirting with me. I think it’s weird for him, because we weren’t close before my image transformation, so it’s like he sees me as this entirely different person now – one he can be mates with, instead of playing uncle to.
    Finally alone, I pounce onto my bed in a way not too dissimilar to the way my uncle did, only my intentions are far purer. The plan is to have a quick nap, have a shower and then dress in something pretty for dinner, ready to make a good impression in front of the group.
    Lying face down and horizontally across my bed, I struggle to find the energy to move. I need to though, if only to remove my dress and my face-full of makeup before I fall asleep on these white sheets. Just five more minutes and then I’ll sort myself out.

Chapter 6
    After hours of sitting still, first on a plane and then on a train, my entire body feels tense. I arch my back and stretch my arms and legs out as far I can but with no relief. I’ll probably feel better when I get this dress off, and if I have a bath after my nap that will probably help to ease my stiff muscles too – that’s if I have time.
    Still face down on my bed, I grab my phone. I check the time to make sure I can fit in everything I have planned before the family dinner at seven o’clock, but something isn’t right. I rub my weary eyes and look again – that can’t be right. My phone seems to think it is quarter past seven already.
    I jump to my feet with the intention of finding another clock, but I am halted by the state of my bed. Foundation, bronzer, black eye makeup and red lipstick stains are smeared all over the top of my previously beautiful white quilt cover.
    I glance around the room for a clock, convinced something has screwed up my iPhone clock when it tried to change itself to UK time, but I can’t find one. I step out onto the balcony and look for the sun, deluded in thinking I’ll be able to figure out the time from its position in the sky. I humour the idea for about five seconds before accepting that I’m no Girl Scout. It is then that I spot a man walking his dog along the beach.
    ‘Excuse me,’ I call out at the top of my lungs.
    ‘Yes?’ the puzzled-looking man calls back.
    ‘Do you have the time, please?’
    The man, still confused, does as he is told and looks at his watch.
    ‘It’s twenty past seven,’ he shouts.
    ‘Is that in the p.m.?’ I ask.
    The man laughs at me and replies, ‘Yes, that’s in the p.m.’
    I shout a quick thank you before running back into my bedroom and plucking up the courage to look in the mirror. My beautiful curls are all messy and flat, my dress appears to have twisted three hundred and sixty degrees around my body, and my makeup is so crazy and smudged all over my face it looks like I’ve been getting off with an evil clown.
    I spend thirty seconds that I don’t have trying to figure out what will make Belle the angriest: I could smarten myself up and be even later for dinner (that I was