life!â
I wanted to respond to that, to tease her about putting my love life ahead of her many conquests. But I couldnât focus on that.
âI have to write back,â I said. âI should friend him and, you know, write something. I guess.â
The very idea was daunting. Luckily, I was saved by the bell. Literally. The late bell jangled overhead, reminding me that I was supposed to be in homeroom.
âOops.â Britt grabbed BBB back and stuffed her in her bag. âLetâs pick this up later. If Iâm late to homeroom one more time this year, Old Lady Watson is going to expel me.â
âWhat are you typing? Come on, let me see!â Britt said.
âI donât know. Everything I write sounds so lame.â I hit the delete button, then glanced over my shoulder at Britt. Shewas sitting on the edge of my bed, tickling Chairman Meow, who was sprawled out on his back beside her, purring like a maniac.
Iâd had a yearbook meeting during lunch that day, and Britt and I didnât have the same study hall. So weâd decided to head to my house after school so she could be there for moral support while I wrote to Riley.
Unfortunately, once Iâd sat down at my desk in front of my laptop, found Riley again, and clicked on Add as Friend, Iâd realized I had no idea what to say to him. The little Add a Personal Message box blinked impatiently at me, once again as blank as the proverbial slate.
âWhat?â Britt blinked impatiently at me too. âWhy arenât you typing? The sooner you write back, the sooner you get to start your fabulous new romance with Mr. Cutie Pie.â She tickled Meow under the chin, which made him yawn and stretch.
âI just donât know what to say that doesnât make me sound like a total dork.â I sighed, closing my eyes to avoid that taunting blank box. âNothing I try seems right.â
âHow about this: âMeeting you was out of this worldâ â¦â She paused and grinned, waggling her eyebrows like Groucho Marx.âGet it? You know, because you met at the planetarium? Cute, huh?â
I rolled my eyes. âGet real. I thought you were supposed to be good at this.â
âOkay, okay, give me a minute. Iâm just getting warmed up.â She tapped her chin thoughtfully with one manicured finger. âHow about, âGreetings from The One. Are you The One for me? Letâs see if One and One make Two of a Kind.ââ
âAre you kidding me?â I shook my head. âSo totally not me.â
She frowned. âCome on, youâve got to write something! Oh! I know.â She sat up so fast she startled Meow, who leaped to his feet and dashed away, almost bonking himself into the wall as he jumped down off the bed. âHow about, âRoses are red, violets are blue; Iâll be your One, if youâll be my Two.ââ
âThat doesnât even make sense.â
âMaybe not. But itâs cute and catchy and sort of romantic.â Britt pursed her lips. âWell, actually, now that you mention it, maybe itâs a little corny.â
âA little?â
âOkay, a lot.â She giggled. âBut guys eat that kind of crap up.â
I wrinkled my nose. âMaybe when
you
say it,â I said. âEspecially if you happen to be fluttering your eyelashes and giving them that
hello, big boy
look of yours at the same time.â I shook my head, glancing back at the blinking cursor on the screen. âAnyway. I think we may be trying too hard here. Iâm just trying to let this guy know Iâm out here, not wow him with my mad poetry skillz.â
âIt doesnât have to be poetry,â Britt said. âJust something fun and clever to catch his attention.â
I didnât answer, instead quickly typing a few lines:
Hi there! Iâm the girl from the planetarium. My name is Lauren, and I thought you seemed really cool,
Jennifer Richard Jacobson
Joe Nobody, E. T. Ivester, D. Allen