proof of the theory of evolution,â Ollie Schantz once observed over an afterÂhours beer. âTrouble is, heâs evolving the wrong way. First he was a whistle, then he was a badge. Now heâs a suit thatâs turning into a jock-strap.â
Sitting across from Kavander in the captainâs office, McGuire remembered Ollieâs joke and smiled.
âYou think this is funny, McGuire?â Kavander growled.
âNot a bit, Jack.â
âDamn right it isnât. Look, I donât care if Rosen says you sleep with diseased camels, you donât lose your cool in court and try to pop a defence lawyer in the mouth.â He pulled a toothpick from the box in his desk and began chewing on it, the residual habit of a reformed two-pack-a-day smoker. âWhat if this bag of shit, this Wilmer kid, what if he walks?â
âHe canât walk,â McGuire protested.
âHiggins thinks he will.â
âHiggins canât let him. He knows the kid is as guilty as Judas.â
âRosenâs going after bail until the trial is rescheduled.â Kavander examined the end of his toothpick. âHeâll probably get it too. Wonât be the first time.â
âItâs a wonderful world,â McGuire muttered.
The telephone on Kavanderâs desk rang. He picked it up, snarled his name, and grunted single-syllable words into the receiver before crashing it down again.
âThe kid walks,â he said, staring out the window to Berkeley Street. âJudge Scaife declared a mistrial. Higgins is pissed. Weâre months from a new trial date, and the commissioner wants to see me in an hour.â He swung his head to face McGuire. âWhat the hell am I going to do with you, Joe?â
âI could always resign.â
âThe very idea is giving me a hard-on.â
âWant to call your wife, give her the good news?â
âYou used to be funny, McGuire. Keep it up, you could be the funniest unemployed cop in town.â
âThen youâll have to push me, Jack. Because Iâm not jumping.â
âThe commissioner will want your ass.â
McGuire felt the colour rise in his face. âTell him to come and get it,â he spat at Kavander. âTell him by the time he arrives Iâll let every paper in the state know this is the same commissioner who awarded me three commendations in the last five yearsââ
âYou and Ollie,â Kavander growled.
âWhat?â
âHe gave them to you and Ollie together. And frankly, McGuire, since Ollie retired you havenât been worth a hell of a lot to me.â
McGuire lowered his voice, trying to keep his emotions under control. âWe had the best conviction record in the stateââ
âAnd the more I think about it,â Kavander exploded, âthe more Iâm convinced there was only one brain between the two of you and itâs lying in bed over in Revere Beach!â
McGuire stood up, his hands in his pockets. âJack, Iâm as good a cop as youâve got here.â
âThen prove it to me, McGuire.â Kavanderâs voice softened. âFind a way of proving it to me and keeping your nose clean until we put Wilmer some place where he can spend the rest of his life being gang-banged on a fixed schedule.â
âYou got any ideas?â
Kavander leaned back in his chair. âYeah, I got some ideas. Sit down and Iâll tell them to you.â
âGrey files? Heâs got you doing grey files?â Bernie Lipson poked at the slice of lemon in his soda water, not believing what he heard.
McGuire nodded and sipped his Kronenbourg, savouring the slightly sweet French beer.
âThatâs only until the new trial, right?â Ralph Innes surveyed the interior of Hutchâs, the dark Stuart Street clam bar favoured by headquarters cops. âThey get that snot-nosed Wilmer back in court, you testify again, and