sheâd married Sonny Houston, had been one of the first patients OâReilly had introduced to young Barry three years ago, when she had been complaining of headachesâtwo inches above the crown of her head. She was certainly eccentric, but the fact that sheâd not confide her troubles to Kinky, when everyone usually did, boded ill, OâReilly thought. He fished out his half-moon spectacles and perched them on his nose.
Kinky opened the door to the dining room. âHereâs Maggie.â She ushered the woman into the room, followed by a large dog. The ungainly animal looked like a cross between a Labrador, a standard poodle, and something with long droopy ears.
âMorning, Maggie,â OâReilly said. âHave a pew.â He pulled out a chair.
Maggie sat sideways. Wellington boots peeped out from under her voluminous black skirt, itself half-hidden under a heavy overcoat. A blue felt hat perched on her grey hair. The wilted flowers that she customarily wore in her hatband had been replaced by a sprig of holly with fresh red berries. Her usually bright ebony eyes were lifeless.
The dog flopped to the floor at her feet, regarded OâReilly with doleful eyes, and began sweeping its tail back and forth and drooling onto the carpet.
âThis hereâs Jasper,â Maggie said.
âMorning, Jasper,â OâReilly said, and smiled. Rural practice had its moments. The dog wasnât the first animal to be brought to Number One Main Street. Not by a long chalk. Miss Moloney the dressmaker had sought his opinion on the health of her African grey parrot, and just before Christmas, Colin Brown had brought in his pet white mouse, Snowball, the little beast that had got loose at Kinkyâs wedding. He did not, however, think Maggie wanted an opinion about the dog. âAnd what can I do for you, Maggie?â
âOch, Doctor OâReilly,â she said, and sniffed.
OâReilly took a chair opposite and leaned forward. âWhatâs the trouble?â
She sighed, placed a huge handbag on the dining room table, and said, âItâs Sonny, so it is. Heâs not well.â A tear trickled down one wrinkled cheek.
He could tell this was an informal occasion. She was not wearing her dentures.
âThe ould goat refuses to see a doctor. Said heâd bar the door if one came til the house, so he did.â She snatched a short hiccup of a breath. âI donât know what to do. Iâm at my witsâ end, so I am. He doesnât even know Iâm here. I took the bus. Said I was going shopping.â She rummaged in the bag, fished out a large linen hanky, and blew her nose with a ferocious honk. âThis buck eejit,â she pointed at the dog, who made a strange Aaaarghow, âfollowed me til the stop and wouldnât go home. And see that there Sticky Maguire? Him thatâs the bus conductor with Ulsterbus? Says he til me, he says, when the bus pulled up at the stop, âNo dogs allowed.â And just because your manâs got a uniform and a peaked cap, heâs standing there on the platform like a wee Hitler.â Maggie looked at her handbag. âSays me til him, âAway off and chase yourself, Sticky Maguire. You let me and Jasper here on or IâllâIâllâ¦ââ She pursed her lips then inhaled deeply. âI was so cross. I had til get here til see a doctor and I didnât want til miss the bus. And poor Sonny sick, so I took this,â she picked up her bag, âand I said, âSee you, Sticky, let us on or, or Iâll hit yiz with my handbag, so I will.ââ
Fighting words, OâReilly thought. She must be really worried about Sonny. âAnd?â
âShooey Gamble and your man Fergus Finnegan, the jockey, was on the bus. The pair of them starts chanting, âLet her on, Let her on,â and soon everybody joined in.â She smoothed her skirt. âAnd here I am.â