whimpering in its sleep.
âHarry,â he said sharply.
âUmph,â Harry said, as if heâd been prodded in the stomÂach by an elbow. âAaaah. What? What?â
âWake up.â
âMust have dozed off. Sorry.â
âDonât apologize all the time. It gets on my nerves.â
âNearly everything does,â Harry said with a patient sigh. âI donât intend that as a criticism, old boy. Far from it. Youâre too high-strung, thatâs all. You ought to learn to relax. Say, you remember those orange pills I told you about, the ones that cured the Pope of hiccoughs?â
âTheyâre quite difficult to forget.â
âI happen to have a few in my pocket. You could take one now and let me drive for a while.â
Turee had as little faith in Harryâs driving as he had in Harryâs ministrations. âThank you, no. I prefer to remain tense.â
Harry climbed back into the front seat and then, out of a habit that was becoming almost a compulsion, he began to talk of Thelma again, of her rare and various virtues. Harry didnât claim that all other women were clods, he merely let it be implied.
â. . . so Thelma took the old man in the house and made him a cup of tea. Thelâs like that, opens her heart to everyÂone . . .â
âHarry.â
â. . . even a total stranger. Then she got in touch with the old manâs daughter-in-law . . .â
âHarry, I have something to tell you.â
âAll right, old boy, Iâd practically finished anyway. Go ahead.â
âDonât expect Ron to be at the lodge when we get there.â
âWhy not?â
âI donât think heâs going to show up at all, either at the lodge or any other place heâs likely to run into you.â
âWhat have I got to do with it?â
âI believe Ron may be trying to avoid you.â
âAvoid me? Why?â
âBecause heâs become quite fond of your wife.â
âWhy, heâs always been fond of Thelma. They hit it off fine, right from the start.â
âNow theyâre hitting it off finer.â Turee took his eyes from the road for an instant to glance at Harryâs face in the dim light from the dashboard. Harry was smiling. âDid you hear me, Harry? Ronâs in love with your wife.â
âThatâs Thelmaâs story, of course?â
âYes.â
âDonât let it worry you, thereâs nothing to it,â Harry said firmly.
âYou seem pretty confident.â
âListen, Ralph, I wouldnât tell this to anyone else in the world, but youâre my friend, I can trust you with a secret.â
Turee opened the car window. He had a sensation that he and Harry were stationary and the night was moving past them swiftly, turbulent with secrets. To the right the bay was visible in the reflection of a half moon. The waves nudged each other and winked slyly and whispered new secrets.
âThe fact is,â Harry said, âThelma daydreams. Nothing serious, of course, but once in a while she gets the notion that so-and-so is in love with her. Thereâs never anything to it. A week later sheâs forgotten the whole thing.â
âI see.â
âThis time itâs Ron. Once, it was you.â
âMe. Why, for Godâs sake, I never even . . .â
âI know. Thelma imagines things. She canât help it. Sheâs got a romantic streak in her nature. It gives her satisfaction to believe that someone is hopelessly in love with her, makes her feel glamorous, I guess.â Harry sighed. âSo she thinks Ron is in love with her, thatâs what she was upset about? Thatâs what she told you?â
âShe told me that among . . .â
âPoor Thelma. This daydreamingâwell, itâs like the séances she goes to. Thelma doesnât really believe in them and she hasnât anybody dead