had never died.â âHe never did, how can you say that?â Eva says. âWhatever. And easy as it is for me to say this after the fact and much as I would have missed if he had livedâIâll be straightforward with youâI didnât know him but have heard so many wonderful things about him that I only wish I had.â âHad what?â Olivia says. âThat he canât be replaced. By me. I know that. Never deluded myself otherwise. And that I wish Iâd known him.â âSo, it can be arranged,â Eva says, âcanât it, Olivia?â âLetâs stopâreally. Weâre spoiling our day and being extra extra lousy to Eric.â âOkay, heâs dead, heave-ho, hi-heave, what dâya say, Joe, bury the problem? For what I want most now is to get out there to fish, splash and row.â âWell,â Eric says, âit seems weâll have to wait for a couple of strapping guys to come along and help us or come back when the tide comes in. Anyone think to bring that card with the tide times?â âDaddy will come help,â Eva says. âSometimes it only takes one and heâs the one. So hey, hi, daddy of mine, come and pull our boat into the water. Youâll see. Iâve wished. Daddy come now,â and she sits down hard in the sand, puts her thumb in her mouth and sucks it while she twiddles her hair in back and looks off distantly. âEva, get up, get up quickly, you hear me?â Olivia says. âYouâre scaring the shit out of us.â
THE TRUE STORY
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Iâm walking past a cheap Village hotel. Itâs on a side street. I didnât know it was cheap, but later I do, and a woman comes out of it, taller than I, much younger too, long heavy fur coat that looks worn and old and she says from a couple of yards away while sheâs approaching me âWould you like me to be your date tonight?â
âWhat?â
âYou didnât actually hear me?â
âOnly something about a date.â
âWould you like me to be your date tonight?â
âI really would but Iâm going to a party now.â
âOh well,â and she walks away.
I continue in the direction I was heading and then turn around. Sheâs near the corner, opening her handbag. I run to her. She turns around quickly as if expecting trouble.
âOh,â she says. âWhat do you want?â
âWould you like to come to the party?â
âThanks but no.â
âWhy not?â
âI wonât know anyone there.â
âYouâll know me by the time we get there.â
âNo, I donât think so.â
âYou donât think youâll know me? We could stop in a bar first for a drink.â
âDrink sounds okay but when I said no I donât think so I meant I didnât think I want to go to the party even if I knew you. I donât like going to strange places with lots of strangers around. And my clothes arenât nice. Really.â
âYour clothes are fine. Look at mine. Itâs just my coat thatâs nice.â I open my coat and show her my clothes. âAnd there wonât be many people. Theyâre all very pleasant, mostly friends.â
âI still wonât know any of them and they wonât appreciate me. Theyâll say to you whereâd you find me.â
âIâll tell them âOne hour ago outside this hotel.ââ
âThanks loads.â
âWhy, whatâs wrong? You were lonely, thatâs what Iâll say. Or not that, thatâs no good, but they know Iâm single, so something that weâll say happened to you like you just had a fight with your husbandââ
âI have no husband.â
âIâm just making that up. Your husband or boyfriend or even your motherâfor the story weâll give these people at the party.â
âI donât want to give anybody any