wouldnât prefer that I go out and bathe first?â
âActually yes, but we donât have time. Come on, woman, make a lap.â
She did so, and the beast leapt with supernatural lightness, circled once to make a nest, and snuggled down. His head, she realized, was almost as large as her own. He slitted his eyes and emitted an unbearably comforting noise. A sort of deep, drumming, rhythmic music. Her mouth opened in surprise. She had read of this in old verses of romance. Marmalade was purring.
âYour father was the Arxon,â the cat told her, then. âStill is, in fact.â
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At Ostlerâs Corner, on the advice of the cat, the beancounter engaged the services of a pedlar. Marmalade sprang into the rickshaw cabin, waited with ill-disguised irritation as a groom handed Bonida up with her luncheon basket and settled her comfortably, accepting a coin after a murmured consultation with his bank. The great brute stirred at a kick, its reptilian hide fifteen shades of green, and lurched its feet into their cage quill constraints, tail flared beneath the platform. Soon its immense quadriceps and hams were pumping furiously, pedaling their rickshaw with increasing celerity along the central thoroughfare of the Regio and out into the countryside, making for the towering cliffs that formed the near-vertical foothills of the Skyfallen Heights. Now and then it registered its grievance at this usage, trying to wrench its snout far enough to bite at its tormentors, but sturdy draught-poles held its head forward.
âWe approach the equatorial ridge of Iapetus,â the cat told her. âDoes your Sodality teach you this much? That this small world has its breathable air held close and warmed by design and contrivance? That its very gravity is augmented by deformations?â
âCertain matters I may not speak of,â she said, averting her gaze, âas you must know since you profess knowledge of my mother and her guild.â Eye-yapper-tus, she thought. Whatever could thatâ
âYes, yes,â Marmalade said. âElisetta learned the best part of her arcane doctrines from me, so you can rest easy on that score.â
âHa! So you might assert if you intended to hornswoggle me.â
The cat uttered a wheezing laugh. âHornswoggle? Ha! You are not my type, madame.â
Bonida tightened her lips. âYou are offensive, mâsieur.â She was silent long enough to convey her displeasure, but then said, âI see we are drawing to a stop. Will you tell me finally why you have lured me out to this inhospitable territory?â
âWhy, I have information to impart to the daughter of the Arxon.â He leapt lightly from the cabin, waited as she lowered herself, hampered by her hamper. âStay here,â he snarled at the pedlar. âWe shall return within the hour.â
âWhy must I take orders from a beast?â the reptile asked, slaver at his lips. âI am indentured to humans, not cats.â
âHold your tongue, you, or youâll be catmeat by dawn.â
Something in Marmaladeâs tone gave the great green creature pause; it fell silent and averted its gaze, withdrawing its long toes from the quills and settling uncomfortably between the traces. âI shall be here, your highness,â it said in a bitter tone.
âFollow me, woman,â said the cat. âYou can leave your picnic basket. Wait, bring the milk jug.â
âYou canât seriously expect me to climb this cliff?â
âThere are more ways than one to skin aââ Marmalade broke off with a cough. âYou are familiar with the principle of the tunnel?â They stood before a concealed cleft in the rock face. He went forward in a graceful leap and vanished into the shadows.
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It was like finding oneself immured inside an enormous pipe, perhaps a garden hose for watering the stars, Bonida decided. The walls were smooth as ice, but
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