Middle School, with long tables topped by thick black stone. As she walked in, two counselors were setting up what looked like place settings for dinnerâplates, silverware, glasses, napkinsâat each seat.
As she walked in, she saw someone she knew.
âBen!â she said happily, waving to him.
Ben brushed the floppy hair from his eyes and smiled.
âHey,â he said. âAbby, right?â
âRight,â she said.
He adjusted his knife and fork absentmindedly. âSo howâs your first real day of camp going?â
âGood,â she said. âFun stuff.â She took a breath and pointed to the chair next to him. âCan I sit here?â
âIâm sorry, maâam, weâre expecting a party of sixteen at any moment.â He grinned at her.
âWell, theyâll just have to wait, wonât they?â she said, flouncing down onto the seat. Her day, and her mood, were rapidly improving.
This
, Abby thought,
is the perfect opportunity to ask Ben about his magical power.
She just didnât know how to bring it up.
As it turned out, there wasnât time.
âGood morning, my people!â came a voice from the front of the room.
Abby turned to look. It was a short, pudgy guy wearing a flowered Hawaiian shirt and a greasy, blond ponytail.
âMy name is Ferd. Kindly note that itâs not Fredâitâs Ferd. Short for Ferdinand. Please make a note of it. And for the next two weeks, Iâll be teaching you amateurs about the marvels of impromptu magic.â
He was strolling slowly down the aisles between the tables, like a king surveying his peasants, but his voice was high and thin.
âImpromptu. Adjective: âwithout prior planning.â In magic, thereâs nothing better. Youâre hanging out with friends. Or waiting for the waiter. Or waiting to be picked up from school. Or youâre at someone elseâs house, and the six-year-old says, âDo a trick!â What are you going to doârun home to get your suitcase full of props?â
Ferd opened his eyes wide, expectantly.
âI think not!â
Abby, highly entertained, snuck a look at Benâs face. He was fascinated, too, with a you-gotta-be-kidding-me expression.
âIn such scenarios,â Ferd continued, âimpromptu magic is your only way out. You pick up something that youâve got on hand, be it a salt shaker, be it a dollar bill, be it a writing implement. And you commence to conjure.â
With this, Ferd stopped by one of the tables, picked upa salt shaker, and wrapped it in a napkin. Then he picked up a pepper shakerââthe spice of life!â he declaredâand sprinkled some pepper onto the napkin.
Then he crushed the napkin. The salt shaker inside was gone.
âNow,
impromptu
may mean âno preparation.â But what is unprepared, my people, are the
propsâ
not the
magician.
You, my people, must do quite a
lot
of preparationâand youâre going to be doing it here, in my class, over the next two weeks. You are my Frankensteins. I am going to create you. I am going to turn you into impromptu magicians, capable of performing miracles with ordinary unprepared objectsâon an audience, I assure you, that is completely unprepared for
you.â
Ferd had returned to the front of the room, where he picked up a spoon from his place setting.
âToday, we talk about presentation. In todayâs class, you will not learn a trick, you will not perform any tricks, you will not even discuss tricks. We will learn the art of
presentation.
Showmanship. Patter. Personal style. If you master the presentation, the trick part will come easily. As Harry Houdini didnât say, the secret is only the last five percent. All right: kindly examine your spoon.â
The campers, intrigued by Ferd and
his
memorable presentation style, picked up their spoons and held them up off the table, following his lead. 56
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