scrutiny our lines of credit and the terms of our business transactions.â
The account managerâs gaze had wandered upwards in slight disbelief and settled on her eyes. It took him a moment to switch from âpetty nuisanceâ to âbusiness meetingâ. Clearing his throat, he leafed briefly through what was a very thin folder and said, âWell, Iâm afraid we canât really talk of cash
flow
in relation to your⦠business.â He scratched his neck. âFor some time now itâs been more like a standstill.â
âObviously, the amount of cashflow we generate is directly linked to how the business is running â and to which bank account weâre using.â
âYes, of course,â the banker hurried to agree, but then paused. âHold on, are you saying there are other banks?â
âOf course,â Valerie bluffed. âNo healthy companywould shackle itself to just one credit institution, would it?â
âWell, you shouldnât look at it that way,â the man contradicted her. She bet his hair had already started thinning at school and now, on the cusp of middle age, he was probably wondering what he was doing still sitting in this cubbyhole, haggling with the most minor businesses over the most minor conditions, while colleagues of his were playing at being financial jugglers in the skyscrapers of the bankâs headquarters and were allowed to gamble with billions. âI mean, a bank isnât just responsible for transactions; it can be a long-term partner for your business. We see ourselves, at least, as a universal adviser for all financial questions. Look, with our financial products and servicesââ
Valerie cut him off with a wave of her hand. âFirst Iâd like to see what liabilities we have and what the interest rate is.â
The adviser flicked through the file again. Then he rocked his head from side to side and said, âYour bookshop did have a business overdraft facility on its current accountâ¦â
âDid have?â
âHmm, yes, well at some point it was converted into a private overdraft facility.â He cleared his throat again.
âAt some point?â
âTwo years ago, to be precise.â
âFor what reason?â
âErrm⦠Iâm afraid I canât see that from the documents in front of me,â the man said. His uncertainty made it blatantly clear that the bank had taken her aunt for a ride.
âAre there other documents, then?â
âWell, I donât know of anyâ¦â
âThen I presume that the bank did it purely out of its own interests and without any prior consultation with my aunt.â
âBut we did write to her. Lookâ¦â He pointed to a standard letter with the bankâs letterhead.
âAnd did you get a reply?â
âHmm⦠no, clearly not.â
âWell then, as you Iâm sure know, your unilateral action is not legally binding. Iâd like to object to the change, and demand a recession and recalculation based on the value from that date.â
âI donât know if I can do that without consulting my managerâ¦â
âBoth of us know that not only can you do that, you
must
do it,â Valerie asserted, bending over the table. âLetâs move onto the debts.â
âDebts?â
âHow high are the liabilities that Ringelnatz & Co. currently have with your bank?â
âOh.â The adviser essayed a smile but it looked forced. âWell, youâll be pleased to hear that there arenât any liabilities, apart from the negative balance on the last statement.â
He adjusted his glasses, looked at the statement as if it were an imperial proclamation and said, âFive euros eighteen.â He cleared his throat again. âI should point out, however, that your auntâs private wealth is almost all gone. She wonât be able to inject capital