thcratch,â Imogen said, leaning forward. She twisted round and pushed his unshaven face away. He caught her fingers in his mouth.
âDoing lunch,â Mikey said. He offered Archie a photograph of an immense black American boxer. âWould he beat you up?â
âOnly if you were very annoying.â
âNow,â said Imogen, âmy fingerâth wet.â
âLick mine then,â Mikey said kindly.
âBite,â Archie said, snapping his teeth. âBite, bite, bite . What have you been doing to those fingers?â
Mikey held up a hand piebald with purple stains.
âThe felt-tip leaked. I was doing a picture for Grandpa.â
âWhat of?â
âA kestrel. With a mouse.â
âThe mouse hath blood,â Imogen said with satisfaction.
âGrandpa is bringing a friend, you know.â
âMummy thaidââ
âItâs a lady,â Mikey said, running his purple finger round Mike Tysonâs great gloved fist. âSheâs called Mrs de Breton. Imogen drew her some flowers.â
âDid you, darling? What sort of flowers?â
âBlack,â said Imogen.
Archie drank his tea.
âWhat is Mummy making for lunch?â
âShe cut the bone out of the meat,â Mikey said. âWith a big knife. And then she put a whole lot of junk in.â
âWhat sort of junk?â
âApricots and those little yellow nut thingsââ
âAnd rithe,â said Imogen. âBlack rithe.â
âBlack rice?â
âShe said it was wild,â Mikey said, lying back on the pillows. âLooked pretty tame to me.â
Archie lay back beside him.
âMichael Logan, you have filthy ears.â
Mikey wriggled sideways so that his face was almost touching his fatherâs.
âClareâs coming to lunch, too. She rang up and said sheâd got the bad blues so Mummy said come to lunch.â
Imogen stood up unsteadily in bed, releasing a rush of cold air across Archie, and began to jump.
âDonât,â said Archie.
Imogen fell over.
âJust oneâthââ
âNo.â
He caught her and held her against his chest.
âNo,â she said, her voice rising in protest. âNo, no, noââ
The door opened and Liza came in wearing a plastic apron which said across the front âA Good Mother Makes a Happy Homeâ. She held out a jar of honey.
âI canât get the top off.â
Mikey seized the jar.
âWhy dâyou want honey?â
âTo smear on the lamb.â
Imogen began to scramble out of bed.
âI do itââ
Archie took the jar away from Mikey and unscrewed the top.
âI gather Clareâs coming.â
âYes,â Liza said, stopping herself just before she said sorry. âShe sounded miserable.â
Archie swung his legs out of bed and stood up.
âSometimes I think Iâm getting compassion fatigue over Clare.â
âShe is unhappyââ
âShe loves being unhappy.â
âArchie,â Liza said. âIf, as we are, you are lucky enough to be happy, it really is the least you can do to include people in your life who are unhappy.â
Archie bent and kissed her.
âWhat a priggish little popsicle you are.â
âYou only say that because you know Iâm right.â
âNow then,â Mikey said, rolling himself up in the duvet, âno argy-bargy.â
Liza put her hand on the door.
âItâs a quarter to eleven. Your father is coming at twelve and the fire isnât lit and I donât know which wine.â
âWhy are you cross?â
âIâm not cross. Iâm just cooking Sunday lunch for seven and a rice pudding for Granny Mossop, having been up since a quarter to eight and done the children and the dog.â
Archie pulled on a blue towelling robe.
âWell, Iâm cross.â
Mikey, encased in wadding like a human Swiss roll, sat