A Hat Full Of Sky

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Authors: Terry Pratchett
about Twoshirts. It was just a bend in the road.

     

    Twenty minutes later the passengers came out to get into the coach. The coachman did notice that the horses were sweating, and wondered why he could hear a swarm of flies when there were no flies to be seen.
    The dog that had been lying in the road was found later cowering in one of the inn’s stables, whimpering.

     

    The woods was about half an hour’s walk away, with Miss Tick and Tiffany taking turns to carry the suitcase. It was nothing special, as woods go, being mostly full-grown beech, although once you know that beech drips unpleasant poisons on the ground beneath it to keep it clear, it’s not quite the timber you thought it was.
    They sat on a log and waited for sunset. Miss Tick told Tiffany about shambles.
    “They’re not magical then?” said Tiffany.
    “No. They’re something to be magical through.”
    “You mean like spectacles help you see but don’t see for you?”
    “That’s right, well done! Is a telescope magical? Certainly not. It’s just glass in a tube, but with one you could count the dragons on the moon. And…well, have you ever used a bow? No, probably not. But a shamble can act like a bow, too. A bow stores up muscle power as the archer draws it, and sends a heavy arrow much farther than the archer could actually throw it. You can make one out of anything, so long as it…looks right.”
    “And then you can tell if magic is happening?”
    “Yes, if that’s what you’re looking for. When you’re good at it, you can use it to help you do magic yourself, to really focus on what you have to do. You can use it for protection, like a curse net, or to send a spell, or…well, it’s like those expensive penknives, you know? The ones with the tiny saw and the scissors and the toothpick? Except that I don’t think any witch has ever used a shamble as a toothpick, ha ha. All young witches should learn how to make a shamble. Miss Level will help you.”
    Tiffany looked around the woods. The shadows were growing longer, but they didn’t worry her. Bits of Miss Tick’s teachings floated through her head: Always face what you fear. Have justenough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Never cackle. Do what you must do. Never lie, but you don’t always have to be honest. Never wish. Especially don’t wish upon a star, which is astronomically stupid. Open your eyes, and then open your eyes again.
    “Miss Level has got long gray hair, has she?” she said.
    “Oh, yes.”
    “And she’s quite a tall lady, just a bit fat, and she wears quite a lot of necklaces,” Tiffany went on. “And glasses on a chain. And surprisingly high-heeled boots.”
    Miss Tick wasn’t a fool. She looked around the clearing.
    “Where is she?” she said.
    “Standing by the tree over there,” said Tiffany.
    Even so, Miss Tick had to squint. What Tiffany had noticed was that witches filled space. In a way that was almost impossible to describe, they seemed to be more real than others around them. They just showed more. But if they didn’t want to be seen, they became amazingly hard to notice. They didn’t hide, they didn’t magically fade away, although it might seem like that; but if you had to describe the room afterward, you’dswear there hadn’t been a witch in it. They just seemed to let themselves get lost.
    “Ah yes, well done,” said Miss Tick. “I was wondering when you’d notice.”
    Ha! thought Tiffany.
    Miss Level got realer as she walked toward them. She was all in black, but clattered slightly as she walked because of all the black jewelry she wore, and she did have glasses, too, which struck Tiffany as odd for a witch. Miss Level reminded Tiffany of a happy hen. And she had two arms, the normal number.
    “Ah, Miss Tick,” she said. “And you must be Tiffany Aching.”
    Tiffany knew enough to bow; witches

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