him.â
When the kid is perfectly framed in a big opening in the canopy, Gordo cocks his arm back.
Oh please miss!
Gordo bites down on his tongue, like he does when heâs about to throw a fastball. He winds up and then lets go. The almond draws a straight green line out of the tree, and then smacks into the middle of the kidâs forehead. His head snaps back, his mouth stretches open, but no sound comes out. Then his eyes roll like two black olives in bread pudding, searching the trees, asking, âWho, why me?â
âGordo, whyâd you have to hit him in the head like that?â
Gordo pulls me down. âQuiet, donât move.â
We peer through the leaves as the boy runs into his house crying.
âThatâs what he gets for being a spy.â
âYou could have poked his eye out!â
âJulian, when are you going to grow up? You canât let people get away with things. Thatâs the way it is in the real world.â Gordo jumps to the ground. âYouâre hopeless,â he says and then walks away.
âMaybe I just donât want to be like you,â I say, knowing he wonât hear me. Then I yell as loud as I can, âAnd Iâm not hopeless!â
PORK CHOPS
Tonight my brothers and I set the table. This is the first time that my mother has cooked dinner since Bebo left three days ago. When she finally comes out of the kitchen sheâs carrying a plate stacked with something that smells like burning meat. She swings the plate over my head, and then sets it down in the middle of the table with a flourish of her hands.
We all nod admiringly at the dark smoldering shapes. My father is the first to guess.
âPork chops?â
âI traded my alligator shoes for them,â she says proudly, and then launches into the story of the pork chops.
Just as sheâs getting to the end of her complicatedstory the little woman and her son slam through the kitchen door into the dining room.
My mother bangs her glass down so hard I thought it was going to shatter.
âWho let you in to my house?â
My father pushes his chair back slowly and then gets up. âHow may we help our neighbor?â
The little woman points at her son, leaning into the wall behind her. âToday someone hit my boy with a rock, almost blinded him.â
We all stare up at the angry red egg growing out of his forehead. Gordo looks down, trying to hide a smile.
She glares at us, searching our faces for a sign of guilt. âHe couldnât see who it was, but heâs sure the rock came from the almond tree in front of your house,â she says. âBut we do know who broke into the empty house. My son is sure now that he saw your oldest son in the kitchen.â
Gordo looks across the table at Alquilino.
âThatâs impossible, they were in bed. You saw them,â my father says.
âSave it for the judge. Iâve filed the papersâI have my witness. Your son will be charged with trespassing on government property.â As she speaks her dull eyes range over every item on the table.
âIt will take a little time butââ Then her eyes land on the now-cold, rigid pork chops. âThere were no pork chops in the stores this week, or in the ration book.â
She picks up the burned meat, pointing it at us like an accusing finger. âHow did you get this?â
Suddenly my mother grabs the plate, pushes her hip into the door and then disappears into the kitchen. The door closes, plates crash into the sink. When it swings open again, she steps out empty-handed, looking like sheâs about to explode.
âMagic,â she says calmly. âI clicked my heels and my alligator shoes turned into pork chops! Now, if thereâs nothing else we can do for our dutiful neighbor . . .â She pauses for a breath and then screams, âget out of my house!â
âSeñora! It is against the law to buy food on the