pinks, purples, and turquoises throughout the place made the store so inviting. The chairs were dainty. The white countertops appeared almost eatable themselves. Topping off my excitement for the decor were the glass displays showcasing scrumptious-looking treats. But even with all that, it wasnât a large place.
Frustrated, Ms. Pinky yelled out to me. âWell, donât just stand there looking all crazy. Letâs get to work! Go wash up. Thereâs an apron in the back. We must get ready for the health inspector. Chop, chop, Missy.â Ms. Pinky rolled her eyes and trotted off toward the back. There was a red-headed, female employee in her mid-twenties checking me out. I smiled her way to break the ice.
Guess that made her think I was cool because she opened up and joked, âSo, youârehere to learn from Cruella de Vil? You sure you wanna work for her?â
I was skeptical with the worker being so forthcoming. I didnât know her. My parents had always taught me to be diplomatic and never say anything that you canât take back about someone. In addition, I was taught to never cosign with somebody who is saying something negative about somebody else, even if you agree.
âIâm Yuri,â I said, holding out my hand and intentionally not answering her.
âHey, Iâm Rhonda.â
âNice to meet you. How long have you been working here?â
âToo long,â Rhonda said, pointing to the clock. âIâm ready to go now, but Iâve got three hours left.â
âRhonda!â We heard Ms. Pinky yell from the back. âWhyâd you open up the new milk?â
âBecause the other one had a bad date on it,â Rhonda said boldly and sarcastically like Ms. Pinky was asking a dumb question.
M. Pinky screamed back, âYou did what? Rhonda you know the rules! Iâm deducting yourpay. Yuri get back here, let me show you! Maybe you wonât be as stupid as that nut Iâve got working for me.
âShe thinks Iâm gonna help her kill folks? Sheâs crazy,â Rhonda uttered flippantly.
âWhat do you mean?â I asked. But before Rhonda could answer Ms. Pinky yelled out again.
The uptight new boss of mine, screamed out, âYuri! How long does it take to get back here? Itâs just five steps! And donât let Rhonda fill your head up with lies. Iâm trying to save the business here. Customers will be alright.â
I opened up the swinging door and said, âI donât know what you mean. Customers will be alright? Do you sell outdated food?â
âSo I go a couple days over the expiration date. Nobodyâs dying from it. I do that with a bunch of my ingredients here. Iâm not the only shop, so donât look all bent out of shape about it.â She said as my eyes widened with fright. âNow quit looking around. Come here. I need your help.â
âYes, maâam, what do you need?â
She opened up the refrigerator. âThe health inspector is going to be here in a second. I need to switch out this stuff. Put the right dates all lined up nice and pretty in a row, so when they check everything, Iâll be in good status.â
In my mind I wanted to tell her, â Are you serious about this? You want to put the right things out only to pass a test? â But I said nothing. I just followed her out the back door to her car, and when she popped her trunk, she had all new supplies with current dates. We took the outdated supplies that she was actually using and put them in her car.
Ms. Pinky proudly explained, âWhen they leave, weâll switch it back out. Iâll go to my house and put these newer ones away, and then Iâll use them next month or the month after that.â
The lady was really insane, and when she heard the chime on the door, she smiled. âGreat. We finished just in time. And not a word of this. No one outside of folks who work here knows our
Clive Cussler, Paul Kemprecos