âpartying.ââ
âThatâs awful,â I said, like sheâd just told me her puppy had been kidnapped.
âI know, and the worst part is that ⦠â She paused, and looked around to make sure thatnobody was listening. âThe worst part is that this basically separates me from my soul mate, who I am so desperately in love with.â
âOh no!â
âDonât worry,â Sara-Beth said, stroking my hand. âI found him.â Then she smiled happily, like that explained it all. âSo ⦠whatâs your name?â
âFlannery Flood,â I said, âbut everybody just calls me Flan.â
âFlood ⦠â SBB put a finger to her temple, signaling thought. âAre you Patch Floodâs little sister?â
âUh-huh.â
âOh, that must be why youâre so pretty,â she said sweetly. âIâve met your brother. Heâs been nice to me.â
I just nodded, because Iâm basically deaf to compliments about my brother at this point, even if they are coming from a huge star.
âAnd, heâs friends with my soul mate,â SBB continued enthusiastically.
âReally?â I said. I had been picturing a tall, dark, swaggering self-made hotelier or something. And I would definitely know if my brother knew such a person.
âUh-huh. And heâs soooo cute. Maybe you know him?â She grabbed my hand, and smiledat me like weâd been bff since second grade. âHis nameâs David.â
âDavid
Grobart
?â I said, squinting my eyes at her before I could make myself stop. It isnât that David isnât cute or anythingâhe is, and really tallâbut heâs sort of dopey. And he kind of had a crush on me at the same time Jonathan and I were going out, which means that Sara-Beth Benny and I have love life history in common. Which is
the weirdest.
âReally?â was all I could say.
âReally,â Sara-Beth said, and her face was all bright and sunshiny. Then all of a sudden, it wasnât. âWhy isnât this line moving?â
âI donât know,â I said. It was odd, now that she mentioned itâwe hadnât moved at all since SBB had cut in with meâbut for some reason I was struck by this need to keep her from getting upset. So I said: âBut isnât this sort of nice? I feel like now weâve had all this time to get to know each other. â
And just like that SBBâs mood changed again. She seemed to be agreeing with me, but she also seemed to be glowing from within with this molten core of vulnerability.
âYes,â
she said, grabbing my shoulder. âIt is
so
nice to just girl-talk like this, even if it is in a bathroom line, it is just so really very nice.â
âYeah,â I said, nodding my head furiously. âTotally so nice ⦠â
âOh my God, you have no idea. Since I signed this contract itâs like Iâve been in hiding and I havenât seen any of my girlfriends.â
âThatâs awful. But canât they come over to your house?â I said.
âIâve grown very afraid of my apartment,â SBB nearly wailed. âAnd all my friends are mean, mean, mean girls.â
âOh,â I said, because thereâs really no way to make a thing like that okay, right?
âYeah.â
âWell ⦠you can come over and hang at my place if you want,â I said, before I could realize that I was inviting a celebrity over to my house. âI mean, my friend Liv just got into town, and sheâs basically living there, so I mean, there are two of us. And it will be fun. Like a big sleepover or something!â
SBBâs face was sunny again, like it had been when she was talking about David. âReally?â she said. âI can really come over for a sleepover? With you?â
âOf course,â I told her.
SBB threw her arms around me and
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